Firstly, this analysis is maybe just for fun, and no serious thought. I think the one did this analysis is Key’s fan because mostly things about the results involve Key. And secondly, please don’t bashing any couple here, which mean JongKey, OnKey shippers are always know for their civil, polite attitude.
It’s done by a Korean Student in the Metaphysics section, where she took SHINee’s picture to ask their professor and got this result. It’s reposted by a lot of Korean sites, and the original article is now unknown.
Face Analysis procedure:
Onew (Jinki) (珍基):
After seeing Onew’s face, there’s no need to say, his “there” is very big, and it’ll also last very long (energy). Even though his character is very warm, but once he’s filled with sexual desire, there’s no idea how he’ll be like.
Key (Kibum) (基范):
After staring at Kibum’s picture for almost half the day, he said that he shouldn’t be a male. According to the size, He should be right after Onew in terms of energy level. The professor asked: “Does he like pink?”. After thinking for almost half the day as to what he meant, I answered yes. The professor said while smiling: “He’s really the kind of guy where his actions and face is in sync.” Then he said that Kibum’s the Queen-type. Good in sex, character, eating and sleeping.
Please refer to the below notes on their horoscope
(温key)(OnKey)
If it’s said that JongKey’s compatibility is the highest, then OnKey’s the best marriage choice. In marriage compatibility, JongKey lost to OnKey. Onew has very high perceptions of his female partner, has great power fortune, and is very strict when it comes to looking for his partner, which means to say that Onew’s partner will be someone who’s very outstanding.
If Key’s the stream, then Onew’s the rock in the stream. The stream will hit on the rock non stop, and after prolonged periods of time, the shape will start to change. If there’s no earth shaking problems, the rock will not easily leave the stream, so OnKey is a couple that will last very long together.Above, where it’s said that the stream will hit on the rock non stop, it isn’t to say that the rock will be roded but it says that it’ll become stronger.
Onew’s power fortune is high, Key’s money fortune is high, and if both of them is intent on making money, they’ll be New Zaibatsu (Ambitious Rich Men).
If Onew dedicates his life to politics, and if Minho becomes Onew’s secretary, and if Key’s dedicated in being a good wife, Onew will then have a good chance to become a Potential President.Which means to say that Onew has quite a huge Power Fortune, even though it’s a little out of topic, but it says that it’s a huge pity that Onew’s a singer, as he’s someone that can do well in a much bigger place.
The saying where Onew’s warm and smooth like a rabbit is correct.Even though it’s different when it comes to bed and society, however, in love and marriage, it’ll be very smooth and warm.
If Key’s a female, OnKey after marriage, their children will have a great future.
cr : RabbitFox
